you know you have a toddler when....

• All your lower shelves are either empty or filled with toys that little people are allowed to touch.
• You say "NO" approximately 6212 times daily.
• You have learned to shove the candy in your mouth while offering the littler person a carrot. She then thinks she is eating the same thing as you!! :)
• Your neatly lined up shoes by the front door are in a big pile in the dining room by noon.
• The toilet seat in the hall bathroom has no less than 10 pacifiers sitting on it.
• Your cats actually don't mind being swatted by you or even bathed because it is preferable to the torture induced by the little person.
• Your coffee table currently resides in the middle of the office instead of in the family room because a little person has banged her mouth on it one too many times.
  
• You have board books in your house and they are BENT.
• Giggling turns to crying and then back to giggling in about 4.27 seconds flat.
• You have run after the little person yelling "we do NOT eat dishwasher tablets!!"
• You find yourself wondering HOW BORING your life must have been before little people entered it.