Friday, September 23, 2011

you know you have a toddler when....

  • All your lower shelves are either empty or filled with toys that little people are allowed to touch.
  • You say "NO" approximately 6212 times daily.
  • You have learned to shove the candy in your mouth while offering the littler person a carrot. She then thinks she is eating the same thing as you!! :)
  • Your neatly lined up shoes by the front door are in a big pile in the dining room by noon.
  • The toilet seat in the hall bathroom has no less than 10 pacifiers sitting on it.
  • Your cats actually don't mind being swatted by you or even bathed because it is preferable to the torture induced by the little person.
  • Your coffee table currently resides in the middle of the office instead of in the family room because a little person has banged her mouth on it one too many times.
  • You have board books in your house and they are BENT.
  • Giggling turns to crying and then back to giggling in about 4.27 seconds flat.
  • You have run after the little person yelling "we do NOT eat dishwasher tablets!!"
  • You find yourself wondering HOW BORING your life must have been before little people entered it.

2 comments:

  1. yes indeed. and then you have two toddlers. and the fun just multiplies. and then three. and you wonder what on earth you did with just one. :) and some toddlers push the buttons way more than others.
    heehee I am imagining Delaney's antics now. . .

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